Tag: Valentines Day

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Noah planned the most perfect Valentine’s date for us. After six months of dating, he hoped tonight would be the first night of the rest of OUR lives. On Valentine’s Day 2024, he’d get down on his knee and slip his grandmother’s engagement ring around my finger as he asked me to be his wife. He thought he had everything planned perfectly: the restaurant, the meal, and even the music he’d requested the orchestra to play during the proposal.

Poor, stupid Noah. He had no way of knowing that the woman he wished to spend the rest of his life with would turn him into a clean-up cuck on the very same night she became his fiance.

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xXx Francie xXx 844-332-2639 x 208

Valentine’s day, yuck. Love, yuck. Why do we even need a stupid lovey, dovey holiday when ninety percent of couples are unhappy anyway? It’s literally the dumbest day of the year. Just like every year, I won’t be going out and spreading the stupidity of the love fest.

No, for Valentine’s Day, I’m nice and comfy on my couch, in my favorite PJs, watching reality tv. The kinda stuff we should celebrate! Cheating and drama! That’s real life, not looOovveee. Just as I scrapped the last spoon full of ice cream from the empty carton, I heard a weird noise in my bedroom.  Being alone in the house isn’t normally scary, but I don’t often think an intruder is hiding in my bedroom. Armed with my spoon, I tiptoe down the hall and gently nudge my bedroom door open with my toe. I’m shocked to see cupid standing on my bed with his bright red arrow aimed right at me!

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