The Size Right Bra Phone Sex

 

Apparently, most women are wearing the wrong size bra, so I booked an appointment at an old-school lingerie shop where little old ladies with tape measures would properly measure your tit size (then sell you bras, natch).

Or, little old men, it turned out. His name was Howard, a tiny, gray-haired man who had to stand on a step stool to reach my breasts. He wielded the tape measure like a total pro, and had  me raise my arms so he could measure my cup size. The fact that Howard was a man didn’t bother me one jot. We were alone in one of the small dressing rooms, my tits at Howard’s eye level.

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