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“Dave’s not here man”, so I’m going to need some company. Just baked up a fresh batch of brownies and I’m looking for someone to cum and help me celebrate. I love cottage sex, I love car sex, and if it’s been too long, I even love your girlfriend’s apartment sex. But my favorite sex by far is breakfast brownie sex. It’s an, ‘I can feel it to the tip-of-my-toes cummin high’; and thankfully now on the menu for all Canadians. Law abiding on not. I’ll be waiting for you!

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My dick vision is becoming superhuman. Not sure if it’s just my imagination, or that my first week here was just a little too overwhelming, but my dick sensitivity is out of control. For years I’ve greeted the security guy in my building. Yesterday I caught myself staring at his bulge, same as the bus driver, a traffic cop, and even my neighborhood school crossing guard. Everyone has become dickful to me … and I’m loving it! Call me, I need your help to keep up on my newfound cock consciousness.

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Let Me Use You Phonesex with Janice

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Being a college student should leave me with empty pockets and struggling to make it right? Well hun just to let you know that’s not the case for me at all. How is it that I stay in the best clothes, shoes, jewels?
Those boss men, teachers, coaches….I make sure to please them by making them please me. They have to go home and be the “man of the house”

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Hey Guys,

So I have been thinking about getting a boob job. As I “mature” I feel the beauties I have right now will end up dropping so why not get a pair of new ones right?  A few of my male friends think I should leave them alone, said mine are perfect the way they are.  (Compliments get them everywhere)! 🙂   I have heard so many horror stories about getting them done that it does scare me, but then I look at the women who have them and it makes me want to get a pair. 

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White Chocolate For BBC Phone Sex.

Face it darling, no real woman wants a small cock inside of her. If I have to wonder to myself if you’re actually in, I’m not interested.  Could you imagine a woman’s disappointment when she wants to get really dicked good, and all she gets is a dick that’s honestly no bigger than a grown mans thumb.

It’s disappointing darling.  Therefore I’ve decided to start a search for the perfect BBC’s to fuck. No woman has been disappointed by a BBC, maybe scared, but never disappointed.

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Pizza Delivery With Gloria Phone Sex

I’m a busy MILF so every couple of weeks or so, I give myself a little break and order a pizza.  Last night was a particularly busy day and unfortunately, I forgot to get cash so I could tip the delivery boy. (Tipping is something I feel very strongly about- especially having been a waitress in my younger years)  When I heard the doorbell, I’d just thrown on my short satin robe and tried unsuccessfully to find some loose change. I opened the door, forgetting that my robe was a little flimsy and becoming aware of it when the young man opened his eyes wide and stared right at my tits.

I’m so sorry, Mark. I laughed, relieved that it was a boy I knew. He was a neighbor boy who used to mow my lawns and stare at me longingly, stroking his cock (I’m sure of it) every chance he got.  He stood there, nervously and I noticed under the box that he was sporting quite the erection. Suddenly I became very horny and hungry for more than just pizza.

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Carina’s What’s Your Kink? Phonesex

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Oooh ,oh God, fuck, I’m going to cum, mmm … Oh hello, I didn’t see you standing there. Giggle.  Don’t mind me I was just taking care of a little something. You know they say there are two types of people in the world; people who masturbate and people who don’t … admit to it! Of course I fall happily into category number one. I was never ashamed of being a sexual creature, it’s part of who I am. I love sharing my sexuality with others and with myself.

Sexual pleasure is a vast landscape and for many, the hills and valleys remain untouched, virginal, but for me it’s the opposite. I just love being introduced to new kinks and fetishes, variations on the world’s oldest contact sport. The motto of the hot as fuck Evan’s family women has always been, for centuries in fact,  “I’ll try anythingtwice. And if I like it, I will do it over and over again.” 😉

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We’ve all seen the show, know what it means to pimp someone’s ride… Well, if you don’t let me inform you. Click The Link To Learn More.

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Hey, You Naughty Sluts!!! It’s Game Night! Come Play WIth Me! Let’s be naughty and have some fun so you can win a super naughty FREE phone sex call! You know that’s exactly what you need to make your Tuesday amazing! End this hectic day with a bang!

Do you think you have what it takes to win? To be the Phone Sex Champion!? I can’t wait to see who’s got enough balls to win and have such a fun amazing, naughty time with us girls here at candy tonight! Join us!

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