Vanessa’s Very British Problems Phone Sex

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Sometimes, I just have to realize that I am different for the mere fact that I am British. Yes, I have acclimated myself to the ways of my fellow Americans in two decades I have lived here, but there are intrinsic differences. One is my perpetual, resting bitch face. There, I said it. Even in the most joyous of occasions I tend to have a rather bitchy demeanor, at least appearance wise.

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Vanessa’s Cum Tax Relief for Blue Balls Phone Sex

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You failed to pay the cum tax, therefore you will deal with the consequences. What you ask are the consequences for a delinquent cum tax bill? Why darling, it’s quite simple. You my dear, are the new owner of a shiny set of blue balls. They feel like they are going to burst. So heavy and cum laden and there isn’t one thing you can do about it.

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Vanessa’s Do You See What I See? Phone Sex

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I don’t think you even realize what you have been reduced to. Years of mental and emotional devastation from someone who is supposed to love and respect you. But she doesn’t appreciate you, does she? Perhaps you need some time with someone who will appreciate your mind, your personality and your cock.

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Vanessa’s You are Officially Mind-fucked Phone Sex

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That didn’t take long did it? Just the sound of my voice had you reeling and completely vulnerable. Your brain felt hazed and muddled. Everything slowed down, almost to a halt. You knew that something was different but you just couldn’t quite put your finger on it, could you? It’ almost like you’ve been given some type of powerful potion or elixir that altered your thought processes.

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Run a Train Phone Sex with Vanessa

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Have you ever fucked on a train? I have always fantasized about that for some reason. Sort of like that scene in Risky Business when Lana asks Joel if he’s ever fucked on a train. That just makes me want to do that. To sit there with my guy as we wait for everyone else to exit the train.

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Vanessa’s Plan for A Perfect Seduction Phone Sex

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Don’t you just love it when a plan comes together? Well, this particular plan had been in the works for several months. Evan was a self-described “computer nerd” who obviously wasn’t that versed in matters of sex and so forth. He had started working for my husband and I actually felt somewhat sorry for him because whenever he was around me he would blush and turn 4 shades of red, bumbling about, stammering and stuttering. His behavior was also quite endearing.

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Vanessa’s Summer Heat Phone Sex

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It’s so hot darling. Why don’t you come in from the heat and let’s heat things up in a different way. Let me seduce you and tantalize you until that cock is throbbing. Let me cool you down with some ice, melting it on your body and letting the rivulets run down your body. Placing an ice cube in my mouth as I suck your cock – swirling that ice around your cock and then sucking it fully.

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Vanessa’s Are You A Clever Dick Game Day Phone Sex

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It’s Game Day darlings. I will be your host today and I have a wonderful trivia game lined up for you. There is a game show in the U.K. called Cleverdicks. Be sure to vote for one of our sites prior to the game and you will receive a bonus point for the game.

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Carina’s Lesbian Lust Phonesex

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I can’t say that I’m truly bi-sexual, I think of myself as 75% cock lover and 25% pussy lover. Every so often though I have an uncontrollable need to satisfy my lesbian lust. Women are soft and sensual, yes, but we also know when to kick up the heat and let our passion for girl-girl fucking fly.

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Vanessa and the Sexy Plumber Phone Sex

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My husband was rushing out the door and mentioned in passing that he had called a plumber to come and fix the shower. It kept holding water and hubby had tried to get it unclogged but it seemed to be something more serious. I was, to say the least, aggravated. I had planned to do some meditation and then work on my novel, but the idea of a fat, sweaty plumber pretty much ruined my plans for the morning.

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