Phonesex with Felicity 1844-332-2639 x 270
It makes me really sad to think of my baby boy growing up. Lately, he has been telling me how he no longer needs his diapers and wants to wear big boy undies. I’ve tried to tell him that it doesn’t hurt to wear diapers and how much mommy loves being the one to take care of him when he wears them, but he said I should respect his request and allow him to grow up a little.
So, what choice did I have? I bought him some big boy undies and told him we would go out for a day of fun to celebrate his choice in growing up. But, first, we had to have breakfast! So, I cooked scrambled eggs, extra greasy bacon, and buttered toast with a tall glass of fresh orange juice…Mixed with double diuretics.
