I wasn’t Really Sleeping – Fantasy Phonesex

I went to bed naked on purpose because I know you come in my room at night. I only covered myself halfway too because I wanted you to see my perfect body. I know that you’re standing by my bed every night, rubbing your cock, jerking off. So, I knew you, coming in, seeing me like that would push you to your limit.

I know, you’re calling me a tease, but, really, was I a tease?

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When You Just Want to Relax – Phonesex with Ilene

We all know 90% of the time men are thinking about sex, the other 10% they are thinking about food, but, there is that rare .001% that a man isn’t thinking about anything but relaxing. Men have hard days too, and there are times men come home and want nothing but to just lay there in a fog.

When that happens, you shouldn’t need to do anything. Now, don’t get me wrong, I’m not saying a woman needs to wait on you hand and foot when you’re tired and whiny, but, I am saying, you can have your cake and eat it too with the right woman.

Imagine this, your woman wants sex, you, want nothing but to lay there like a wet rag. So, if she is creative, she will give you a full body massage, getting from you what she wants, and you not having to lift a finger.

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What She Doesn’t Know Won’t Hurt Her; Cheating Phonesex

I know you’re tired of your wife, aren’t you? All she does is bitch all day, “do this, do that, clean this, I want that…blah blah” I can’t believe you put up with her like you do. You know you don’t have to stay there, you can always come to my place.

You know I’ll greet you at the door, on my knees, sucking you off, just to help release a little stress. Then, of course, letting you pick me up and violate me in any way you want. We can fuck all day, she can think you’re out with the guys, and you wouldn’t have to deal with that cow hounding you.

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Did You Hear About Our New Phonesex Special?

We noticed our Wednesdays were growing a tad monotonous, and we had it with those Hump Day blues! We ran to Randi and we begged, we pleaded—we each performed numerous tasks and favors for the Tomsin Goddess (some girls became her accomplice for a short spell)…

Now, for a limited time only—unless you boys love it too much to let it go—we have a NEW Wednesday Special!

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Your Secret Keeper – Phonesex with Ilene

Phonesex with Ilene

I do truly enjoy being your secret Mistress. I love being a kept woman that no one knows about, you’re Saturday night girl. I don’t want anything from you except being able to give you what you’re missing in life. That could be kinky sex, a woman to tend to your needs, or, even a woman to lie in bed with and talk about knowing she will never tell a soul.

I’m all of those things, especially your secret keeper. I know what you want, what you desire, and how far you want to go with your sexual escapades. When you have a bad day, you come to me, when you’re stressed, you come to me, when you just want to be pleased, you come to me.

I know I’m kept on the sidelines and it’s what I like. I know you have a busy life, and I don’t bother you. I’m your kept woman, I’m here to give you every erotic pleasure you need, no strings attached.  

Ilene

1-844-332-2639 ext 388

http://www.tlcphonesex.com/ilene/

Available

Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday & Sunday

8am – 4pm est

Wednesday & Saturday unavailable

**I do set up for playdates on my off hours/days**

Afternoon Delight Phone Sex with Ilene

How many times are you at work and it’s getting to that afternoon where you want to do nothing but just relax, even sleep? It happens to everyone actually. Americans work more than almost anyone else in the world. We don’t have nap times or long vacations that are required to take. In fact, it’s looked down on you if you take a vacation.

What we do have are Afternoon Delights

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Cougars Are the Best Lays Phone Sex

844-332-239 ext 245

Everyone knows the traditional depiction of a cougar. I’d like to say… those common knowledge tropes don’t even begin to scratch the surface.

It’s not just the fact that I’m a bit of a vivacious slut when I choose to be, that I’m easy. That I’m aggressive. No its the fact that I love sex, love it more then just about anything. A teenagers drive with a woman’s need and just over two decades of experience at doing what I love

Making you cum so hard you feel like you’re going to pass out.

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Winter Blows Phone sex with Cloe

844-332-2639 ext 278

WInter sucks admit we all hate being snowed in but face it we all love to fuck. I don’t care who you are everyone desires to be fucked. I enjoy being the Milf or Cougar. I get to fuck whoever I want and when I want it. 

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Open House Open Legs Phone Sex

The open house was nearly over, and I had been walking around town. On a whim, I decided to check out the beautiful contemporary home just for fun (not like I have the cash for a home lol)

The real estate agent was a tall, blond older woman, quite attractive with big tits like mine. She greeted me warmly, and gave me a personal tour of the gorgeous new house. Our voices echoed in the empty grand room as we chatted about the house and the neighborhood. The way the agent was smiling at me was reminiscent of the looks my lovers give me when they want to fuck my brains out. Or maybe I was projecting my lust onto her, and was just imagining it.

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Banging in the New Year with a Sexy MILF Phonesex

Sometimes you need a little escape from ordinary day to day life. I need it too baby, and I’m thinking we could have a lot of fun together.

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