Bubble

Phonesex with Felicity 1844-332-2639 x 270  

I just love how every day has its own little national something or other. Today is National Bubble bath day, among a few other things but this one is my favorite. I’m going to draw a nice, hot bath. Steaming water and pour in far too much bubble solution.

I don’t care that its the middle of the day, I’m going to close the blinds and light some tealight candles all around the edge of the tub. Setting the ambiance, ya know. The way my skin looks under candlelight should be illegal. Now, here is the important part, you need to call me.

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Mmmmm China; I have never been but have always dreamed of going someday. The culture is rich and fruitful. Speaking of which I was just thinking about a certain girl who might not be a “princess” but to me really deserve the title. She wants to be a man!

I mean she takes her father’s place in the war by dressing as a man. Saves not only her man’s life twice but the whole of China! She does lots of amazing things. But for those of you that have been following my blogs on this site know I can’t just let a princess stay innocent for long.

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What’s in this box I wonder? Is it from Santa himself? He did promise to leave me something extra special for all the nasty naughty things I did for him last night. Mrs. Claus is such a damn prude! She isn’t interested in anything other than her plan vanilla cream Christmas sugar cookie sex life.

But Santa lol he is an absolute FREAK! He loves to get so dirty I was actually shocked. Did you know Santa doesn’t just have a naughty and nice list? He has a secret list of girls AND boys (because yes Santa swings both ways) who are way too naughty for the naughty list.

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feeling sexy

Sexy Lexi 844-33-CANDY (844-332-2639), ext. 261

Can I be honest with you for a moment?  I hate this time of year.  I really do.  The cold is terrible, it’s crowded everywhere.  Everyone is up tight and at each other’s throats.  Oh, and the fake people!  Ugh!  Just fucking spare me and be genuine for like, 2 fucking minutes, I mean really!  With all this anxiety so thick in the air everywhere you go, it’s hard to feel like a hot teen minx sometimes.  But you take all of that negativity away.

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Kayla Cumsalot 1844-33-CANDY ext 357

Have you seen those kits? The clone-a-willy ones? They aren’t all that expensive considering you get a whole dildo out of the deal and everyone knows I love my sex toys. However, that’s not really where this blog is going. I have a caller who we’ll just call J. J states that I will never, ever, ever receive a dick pic from him.

I have this theory that it’s because he is either embarrassingly small or super, ginormous and he thinks it’ll scare me. Either way, I wanna know what I’m working with so I suggested we just clone his willy so I can really get a “feel” for him.

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spoiling your cock

Sinful Serinda 844-33-CANDY (844-332-2639), ext. 394

Ever get in one of those moods where you just want something?  It’s deeper than a craving, it’s one of those things that you know you need, and you need it now.  Well that’s what I’m feeling at the moment.  I need to spoil your cock.  I can’t explain it.  It’s like I just need it in my hands, or in my mouth… or more.  Damn, I can’t stop thinking about it!

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I need a favor. Since moving back to America, I have been missing something. Something very important. I was not able to bring all my toys and equipment back with me from France. Had to leave a bunch of my heavy equipment behind and it has hurt my heart something awful. Just do not feel complete without my things. I need to have my tools to play.

So, it has come time for me to go out and get some more items to make me feel whole again! What I need from you is I need your suggestions. Hmm, I want to know what you think I should go out and find. I have such a variety at home to choose from. There are so many options I have to choose from that I have not only a spare room filled to the brim and set up to my liking for play but I also have sets and toys in my bedroom and in a small storage unit.

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wet weekend

Sinful Serinda 844-33-CANDY (844-332-2639), ext. 394

Are you ready for a wet weekend with your favorite MILF?  I hope so, because when you dig into the wettest, sloppiest pussy you’ve ever come across, be assured that you’re going to get a little damp.  It’ll be like one of those comedy shows where the guy comes out with the sledgehammer and smashes fruit.  But instead of a sledgehammer, it’s your tongue.  And instead of fruit, it’s my pussy getting juices all over you.

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We took care of you last time. Now its my turn. I need some attention one on one. You know you crave to give me anything and everything that I want and need. What I need from you is for you to show me how much you appreciate me. How much you long to touch me. All over my soft tender skin. You want to run your fingers over every inch of my milky white softness.

You can’t help but admire my porcelain like body. You’ve been watching my lips since you first saw me. Wondering how they taste. How they would feeling moving across your body. You want that soft touch, don’t you? I am going to give you a present! Here is some lavender and honeysuckle body essences oil. I want you to squirt a good amount in your hands.

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Your body needs my attention. That’s why you’re here isn’t it? You want me to turn you into a sniffling pile of shaking orgasms that rock your body over and over again. I think you need me to make your body so numb from pleasure that you are forced to lay where I leave you; trembling and panting.

Eyes wide from the sheer force I was able to bring forth from your body. You can’t seem to get the question out of your mind. What question? Oh you know. How can she be so young and so tiny but still manage to bring you a grown man to a shaking quivering mess?

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