Grama Said So Phone Sex

Cum and Make me Feel Better ~ Harmony @ 1-844-332-2639 ext 386

Had a bad trip with edibles this weekend. I thought that I’d read the label correctly, I weigh 118 pounds (and if you ask nicely I’ll tell you just how much of that is tits), and I thought that I did the math. I was briefly happily horny but then went quickly too, I-think-I’m-going-to-*** paranoid. Today I can hear my Grandmother’s voice in my head saying, ‘well, you know what thought did’ ~ he thought he’d only wet his pants, but then he slid in it’! Play carefully my darlings. If you’re going to get fucked-up, I want it to be by me!

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I See YOU Phone Sex

Come and See Me!  Call Harmony @1-844-332-2639 ext 386 

You stand out from the crowd and my mind can’t help but go to a filthy place. What does your dick look like? Do you fuck slowly and gently, or fast and rough like a bull. I visualize your face between my legs; I can feel my hands gripping your skull guiding you to that just right spot. I can taste your cock in my mouth. I can hear the sounds that I’m going to force you to make before you erupt.

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O, Cannabis … Our Sexy New National Anthem Phone Sex

Let Shake Up Some Harmony Brownies ~ 1-844-332-2639, ext 386

 

“Dave’s not here man”, so I’m going to need some company. Just baked up a fresh batch of brownies and I’m looking for someone to cum and help me celebrate. I love cottage sex, I love car sex, and if it’s been too long, I even love your girlfriend’s apartment sex. But my favorite sex by far is breakfast brownie sex. It’s an, ‘I can feel it to the tip-of-my-toes cummin high’; and thankfully now on the menu for all Canadians. Law abiding on not. I’ll be waiting for you!

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Seeing Dicks Everywhere Phone Sex

Let’s talk soon Xoxox Harmony 1-844-332-2639 ext 386

 

My dick vision is becoming superhuman. Not sure if it’s just my imagination, or that my first week here was just a little too overwhelming, but my dick sensitivity is out of control. For years I’ve greeted the security guy in my building. Yesterday I caught myself staring at his bulge, same as the bus driver, a traffic cop, and even my neighborhood school crossing guard. Everyone has become dickful to me … and I’m loving it! Call me, I need your help to keep up on my newfound cock consciousness.

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The Wetter the Better Phone Sex

Wet and slippery is how I like it. How about some water foreplay Baby? We can start things off with a soapy scrub and I’ll be careful to give special attention to all of your favorite places. And then, I’ll give you a soothing, warm water rinse. I want you to be feeling clean and relaxed before we get down and dirty. You smell earthy, and sexy, and well….. just so damn delicious. Are you ready for me sexy man? I can’t wait to take you to the deep end.

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