Welcum to the Dungeon Dish Phonesex!

MISTRESS RHIANNA 1-844-332-2639 x 253

The following is a transcript from a live stream found on on the Dark Web (http:#%$***.on^%%#@) Music Intro:

Welcome back to the fetish world’s number one show for all things kink … The nastiest minds … The most depraved desires …Welcome to a magical land where nothing is too degenerate and there is no taboo! … This is … Dungeon Dish with Mistress Rhianna! And here she is, Satan’s spawn trapped in the body of a game show hostess, your favorite twisted Princess, Rhianna Knight!

RHIANNA: Thanks, and welcome back. I’m joined as always by my co-host, a 2018 Golden Dildo nominee for “Sissy Slut of the Year,” Emma Haven! Say hello Emma.

EMMA: Hello Emma! (laughing) That never gets old!

RHIANNA: Oh shut the fuck up, Em, yes, it really does get old really, really fuckin fast. Okay, so before the break, Emma and I were discussing a past client of mine, who called himself The Panty Thief. 

EMMA: He was a tad myopic in his love of all things soft and silky for my tastes, but I’ll be be damned he wasn’t the hottest thing since  big black cock flavored anal lube. I do love me some ginger cock, and that boy sure was packing a beauty!

RHIANNA: Speaking of packing … ahem… please welcome Chris and Mandy to the show.

CHRIS: Thanks for having us Mistress. It’s an honor.

RHIANNA: Yeah, I know. Wish I could say the same. Anyway, Chris and Mandy you have a particular … problem. Care to elaborate?

MANDY: Chris and I, we’ve been married for four years, and I love him … I do … but, he … well something is lacking.

CHRIS: What’s she is trying to say is that, ya know, I’m not exactly the biggest guy … down there.

RHIANNA: So you have a small cock is that what you’re trying to say??!

MANDY: It’s not just a *small* penis*, it’s …oh god, (sharp intake of breath and a sob). Just show her Chris.

The sound of a zipper opening. 

RHIANNA: Holy fuck. That’s dickscusting! Is it a grower? Does it get any bigger when it’s hard?

CHRIS: It is hard.

RHIANNA: Fuck me! Not literally of course, I wouldn’t let a man with a small cock anywhere near me! *laughter*

EMMA: My grandmother always used to tell me that it wasn’t the size of the ship but the motion of the ocean, but I don’t think that little peen could even make it out of the harbor!

RHIANNA: That’s the sort of pleasant fiction that women have been telling loser men with clits for dicks for far too long just to salve their pathetic little egos and help them make believe that they are actually real men when, of course, they are not. So let’s just clear that up once and for all, shall we? SIZE MATTERS. SIZE MATTERS A LOT. When you fuck a guy with a nice big thick veiny cock, it’s always good. And the disappointment a woman feels when she makes the mistake of taking a guy with a microdick to her bed and first sees said microdick for the first time is enough to make her weep and just lie back, close her eyes and think of Sam Heughan just to get her through the traumatic experience of fucking you. Either that or, in my case, though it has never happened to me, thank God, steal his clothes and toss the loser out to run naked in the streets, displaying his shortcomings for everyone to see And that small penis is fucking hideous! Like a deformed mushroom cap….

EMMA: A button on a fur coat!

RHIANNA: Why did you marry this pindicked loser in the first place?

MANDY: His family is loaded.

RHIANNA: Oh okay, cool. I love me a paypig myself! Sooey! *general laughter*

CHRIS: Mistress you have to help us, I just want to see her happy. That’s all I’ve ever wanted.

RHIANNA: Ugh, you’re so pathetic. (mocking his voice) I just want to make her happy Mistress Rhianna. Oh whoa is me! I have a clit for a dick(end mocking voice.) I bet you never even learned how to use your tongue properly did you? Scumbag faggot.

MANDY: It’s true, he never did. He never even made an attempt.

RHIANNA: He’s probably afraid of pussy. What a complete waste of skin. How do live with yourself?

CHRIS: (crying) I don’t know!

RHIANNA: You’re not doing yourself any favors with the water works fucktard. It only shows me even more what an inferior omega bitch you are. We’ll be back after a brief word from our sponsor.

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RHIANNA: Yeah and hurry up about it too because those Prick Slicker©s sell out fast…I just cannot keep them in stock! Alright, before the last break we were introduced to Mandy and her microdick loser of a husband Chris. Now I’d like to introduce them to a sure fire cure for the marital malaise … ladies, gentleman, wanna-be ladies and other…things… please welcome straight outta Compton City, California – Lamar “Foot-Long” Jackson!

MANDY: Oh my … God.

RHIANNA: Yes, Lamar Jackson, your daddy’s worst nightmare, with a cock as big as it is black.

EMMA: I am so sexcited. Rhi can I get myself some of that?

RHIANNA: Emma behave yourself. We have company.

For the next fifteen minutes unintelligible moans and screams of ecstasy are heard coming from Mandy. 

RHIANNA: So, Chris how does it feel to have gone from a microdick faggot who couldn’t satisfy his wife to a microdick faggot who couldn’t satisfy his wife turned cuckold?

CHRIS: It feels …wow…just amazing. And I have you to thank Mistress Rhianna. I came to you because I wanted to see Mandy happy, but in the process I am more turned on than I have ever been.

RHIANNA: Yeah, well, don’t get too turned on, because losers with tiny mushroom cocks are not allowed to cum in my dungeon without a lavish donation to The Beautification of Mistress Rhianna’s Lifestyle Fund for the privilege.

MANDY: I am having the time of my life! I just love getting plowed by a big black cock while my worthless cuckold bitch husband watches!

LAMAR: Yeah bitch, take that black cock deep in your fine pink pussy!

MANDY: Harder baby! HARDER! Make my cunt explode!

LAMAR: I’m gonna cum bitch. I’m gonna cum all over your face!

RHIANNA: No, Lamar, I think Chris has earned a taste.

CHRIS: What?

RHIANNA: Go ahead loser, go lick your wife’s pussy and clean up the cum from Lamar’s giant black cock.

EMMA: Rhi, are you sure I can’t ….

RHIANNA: Emma, mind your manners.

CHRIS: Oh lord Lamar your cock it’s … great, terrific and…and… wonderful too!

LAMAR: Open wide bitch. Open fuckin’ wide.

RHIANNA: We’ll be right back after this important message.

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RHIANNA: Okay fetish freaks, that just about wraps it up for this weeks episode. Make sure to check in next week as Emma and I take you on another journey through the wonderful world of kink. Say good night Emma!

EMMA: Good night Emma! (giggles)

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Mistress Rhianna 1-844-332-2639 x 253

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